So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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