Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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