Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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