and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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