I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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