Non-Jews are for practice
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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