CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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