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  • 75 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:41am

    jizz on your own face then

  • 73 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:07am

    I love the fact that they start off with "And." As if there's yet more to this sordid tale that we haven't heard!

  • 74 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:38pm

    can't jizz on my face...my dick hangs over my shoulder

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 5:51pm

    Gordon in the Corduroy Pants

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:30am

    If you're going to bitch be a man and jizz yourself.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:09am

    Getting jizzed on on my face has no appeal. Stupid pornos.