Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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