i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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