Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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