You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize