Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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