Heybabeimwearingurpanties
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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