I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I need water and some morals
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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