Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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