I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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