Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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