she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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