they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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