fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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