Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
ttyl tear gas
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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