CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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