You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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I checked into jail on foursquare
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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