Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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