and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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