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  • Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Dec 11, 10 at 1:36pm

    Named mine " the truth" just so i could say you cant handle the truth

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    Submitted by stantheman on Dec 11, 10 at 11:09am

    I never gave it a nickname but whenever the love making began I liked to play "I'm a little teapot" on full blast. Really gets the juices flowin.

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    Submitted by GoodOlDave on Dec 11, 10 at 11:05am

    "One eyed flying purple people eater"

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      Submitted by stantheman on Dec 11, 10 at 11:22am

      You might want to get that checked out

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      Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 11, 10 at 9:50pm

      You have that right! "One eyed, one horned flying purple people eater" is a phallic reference. One of the urban legends goes it was a story of a guy running around at a swingers party with a hard on, drunk off his ass and describing his very erect and blood engorged penis. One eye = penis head / glans, One horn = curved up erection, flying = bouncing around has he ran through the crowd, people eater = a euphemistic for coitus. When that song came out in the 50's, it was quite controversia

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    Submitted by trickyknowsbest on Dec 11, 10 at 2:00pm

    John proctor, he didn't need a theme song

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    Submitted by yourwifey on Dec 11, 10 at 12:57pm

    Men give it a theme song?

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      Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 12, 10 at 4:03am

      How about a live background band too!

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    Submitted by suicidal_sal on Dec 11, 10 at 7:40pm

    @ firsty: why, because you always came before she did? That's nothing to be proud of.

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      Submitted by firsty on Dec 11, 10 at 10:46pm

      No, because Firsty got to her First ;)

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    Submitted by Discussion on Dec 12, 10 at 12:48am

    Gotouchyourself I am borrowing that nicknameā€¦forever.

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    Submitted by buddha313 on Dec 11, 10 at 11:43am

    It's name was actually Tom Cruise. And the theme song was the theme song to Top Gun.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 11, 10 at 3:22pm

    Oh man! One of my buddies loved whipping it to theme music of The Terminator movies. Zippp! Da Da Dun!

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    Submitted by MrVulgaris on Dec 11, 10 at 11:17am

    Here I cum to save the DAAAAAAAY!

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    Submitted by mattmac91 on Dec 11, 10 at 12:50pm

    The great white and jaws theme song

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    Submitted by UnicornPlate on Dec 11, 10 at 4:34pm

    My friend's was "Rio Grande"

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    Submitted by alchemist4533 on Dec 12, 10 at 10:20am

    Nickname. the Bear. Theme song...the Rocky soundtrack. Try it, love it. the theme song I mean.

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 12, 10 at 1:05am

    Hear a guy call it one eye snake. No theme song though.

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    Submitted by soko on Dec 11, 10 at 11:19am

    I once had a boyfriend that referred to his man junk as, "The Three Amigos." Sadly, no theme song.

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 15, 10 at 3:29pm

    Patrick Bateman. Cuz that shit's nuts haha

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    Submitted by theshade on Dec 18, 12 at 5:56pm

    Ego. SW Dark side theme.

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 20, 12 at 3:10am

    Tomb Raider

  • Submitted by firsty on Dec 11, 10 at 11:03am

    It's name was Firsty! :)

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      Submitted by Starlia on Dec 13, 10 at 4:00am

      Key word being "was"?? Did you lose it?

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        Submitted by firsty on Dec 13, 10 at 6:06pm

        "was" as in "back in high school" like the question asked

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    Submitted by mr_fish on Jul 26, 12 at 1:21pm

    The manaconda, and gonna fly now from rocky