No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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