D3 body, D1 cock
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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