It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
wow bdsm is so cute
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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