when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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