im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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