It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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