My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
porn star boner night. come get it.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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