she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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