The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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