He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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