i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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