come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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