Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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