do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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