He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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