How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Im part way to drunk.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just sucked dick on a ferry
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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