that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just gargled with NyQuil
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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