OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just want nice things and good sex
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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