im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
You can't special order awesome
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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