weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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