yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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