I hate your face
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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