It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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